Most of you have probably heard that the rapture is supposedly happening this Saturday, May 21st (“the Bible guarantees it!”). So you’re probably wondering, Will I be raptured? Do I need to find care for my pets? Never fear, I’ve created a flowchart that will answer any doubt you may have.
- I've realized that my problem with trying to write a book is I can think of a million beginnings, but never an end. #writing 16 hours ago
- I keep my thermometer at 60 D, which means I'm probably single-handedly responsible for saving the world. #welcome http://t.co/DYd4QNm5zL 1 day ago
- Ice cream is probably the best thing to sooth a sore mouth after the dentist, right? 1 day ago