Most of you have probably heard that the rapture is supposedly happening this Saturday, May 21st (“the Bible guarantees it!”). So you’re probably wondering, Will I be raptured? Do I need to find care for my pets? Never fear, I’ve created a flowchart that will answer any doubt you may have.
- Is there anything more embarrassing than answering your personal cell as your work phone? #ugh 2 hours ago
- Just heard six gunshots in close vicinity to our house. So in other words, just a regular night in Oakland. 23 hours ago
- I exercised two days in a row, this calls for ice cream! #thatshowitworksright 1 day ago