Most of you have probably heard that the rapture is supposedly happening this Saturday, May 21st (“the Bible guarantees it!”). So you’re probably wondering, Will I be raptured? Do I need to find care for my pets? Never fear, I’ve created a flowchart that will answer any doubt you may have.
- New game! Dog toy or dildo? http://t.co/oAT80fQQBl 2 hours ago
- Girl at Target is talking in wondered voice about how she didn't know popcorn came from "corn on the cob." Kill me. #headingtotheboozeaisle 2 hours ago
- So if it wasn't already obvious, don't eat caramel apples. 5 hours ago