Most of you have probably heard that the rapture is supposedly happening this Saturday, May 21st (“the Bible guarantees it!”). So you’re probably wondering, Will I be raptured? Do I need to find care for my pets? Never fear, I’ve created a flowchart that will answer any doubt you may have.
- A lady ran into me on the sidewalk and gave me a dirty look. I had to contain the urge to burn the entire world down. 2 hours ago
- RT @mcsweeneys: Cartoon Character Revelations Inspired by the News that Hello Kitty is NOT a Cat. mcsweeneys.net/articles/carto… http://t.co/jVSIJX… 4 hours ago
- RT @mallelis: not currently accepting criticism at this time 4 hours ago