Most of you have probably heard that the rapture is supposedly happening this Saturday, May 21st (“the Bible guarantees it!”). So you’re probably wondering, Will I be raptured? Do I need to find care for my pets? Never fear, I’ve created a flowchart that will answer any doubt you may have.
- I have an eyelash that's just growing down. Not sure what to do about this development. 2 hours ago
- So basically my Google history is now just "how to make dog stop barking at children." But she loves cats so... 3 hours ago
- So my knuckle is only slightly bruised after punching the bathroom faucet. Think I'm ready for the next level. Door? Toilet? Bill O'Reilly? 14 hours ago