Most of you have probably heard that the rapture is supposedly happening this Saturday, May 21st (“the Bible guarantees it!”). So you’re probably wondering, Will I be raptured? Do I need to find care for my pets? Never fear, I’ve created a flowchart that will answer any doubt you may have.
- Pretty much how most of my text message conversations go. http://t.co/Vx2X73XGp8 7 hours ago
- The longest and kindest running lie I have going is letting my dad believe I watch and care about football. #Thanksgiving 7 hours ago
- I'm thankful the cat, who destroys everything, was foiled even after hitting my phone in water & pushing my hot iron off the table. #blessed 20 hours ago