Most of you have probably heard that the rapture is supposedly happening this Saturday, May 21st (“the Bible guarantees it!”). So you’re probably wondering, Will I be raptured? Do I need to find care for my pets? Never fear, I’ve created a flowchart that will answer any doubt you may have.
- Alex, about that mustache... #jeopardy 11 hours ago
- How offensive will it be if I want to toast Scotland tonight but the only whiskey I have in the house is Bailey's? 18 hours ago
- The NFL right now is like watching a train wreck except the train is full of woman/child abusers. 20 hours ago