Most of you have probably heard that the rapture is supposedly happening this Saturday, May 21st (“the Bible guarantees it!”). So you’re probably wondering, Will I be raptured? Do I need to find care for my pets? Never fear, I’ve created a flowchart that will answer any doubt you may have.
- Just got the Burger King delivery menu in the mail, which is helpful in case I ever need proof of hitting rock bottom. 14 hours ago
- I do not know how this mosquito got into my office. I do not know if it conspires for good or evil. I do know that I will kill it. 1 day ago
- Emailing someone whose desk is six feet away from me is still my preferred method communication at work. 1 day ago