Most of you have probably heard that the rapture is supposedly happening this Saturday, May 21st (“the Bible guarantees it!”). So you’re probably wondering, Will I be raptured? Do I need to find care for my pets? Never fear, I’ve created a flowchart that will answer any doubt you may have.
- That moment when your little box of hundreds of tiny hair rubber bands drops and explodes in the bathroom. That moment when you give up. 1 day ago
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- RT @mcsweeneys: Episodes of Little House On the Prairie Reimagined to Reflect the Presence of a Starbucks. mcsweeneys.net/articles/episo… http://t.… 5 days ago