Most of you have probably heard that the rapture is supposedly happening this Saturday, May 21st (“the Bible guarantees it!”). So you’re probably wondering, Will I be raptured? Do I need to find care for my pets? Never fear, I’ve created a flowchart that will answer any doubt you may have.
- For the record, I used elbow macaroni as my pie weights. I was more than little sad for its sacrifice. #Thanksgiving 9 hours ago
- Oh god, I got ginger in my eye! (It both burns and smells delicious.) #makesanotefornextyearsmenu #Thanksgiving 10 hours ago
- I can't find my heavy bottomed saucepan and I'm about to lose my shit. WHERE IS MY HEAVY BOTTOMED SAUCEPAN?! #Thanksgiving #Ruined 10 hours ago