Most of you have probably heard that the rapture is supposedly happening this Saturday, May 21st (“the Bible guarantees it!”). So you’re probably wondering, Will I be raptured? Do I need to find care for my pets? Never fear, I’ve created a flowchart that will answer any doubt you may have.
- Three hours in, had to break for lunch when I realized I was crying. #lastminutechristmaspainting http://t.co/f5QGFNcert 10 hours ago
- Also got the niece Frozen toys because I enjoy tormenting parents. 13 hours ago
- Nephew wanted dinosaurs for Christmas, so I got him a dragon, which is basically just a better dinosaur. 13 hours ago