Since it’s Friday I thought I’d make a flowchart so you all could decide what to do tonight. Hopefully I caught all my typos and I didn’t get any theology wrong. And if anyone says “it’s a good idea but poorly executed,” I’ll probably get violent. Just saying. I should probably also say that I’m referring to apple juice, obviously.
- Brides who get cornrows for their wedding. This is a real thing, folks, and that's all I have to say about that. 1 day ago
- This is why we can't have nice things. http://t.co/pyVmTrR31q 2 days ago
- A lady ran into me on the sidewalk and gave me a dirty look. I had to contain the urge to burn the entire world down. 2 days ago