Since it’s Friday I thought I’d make a flowchart so you all could decide what to do tonight. Hopefully I caught all my typos and I didn’t get any theology wrong. And if anyone says “it’s a good idea but poorly executed,” I’ll probably get violent. Just saying. I should probably also say that I’m referring to apple juice, obviously.
- Just had to have a serious talk with the dog about why we don't poop on the sidewalk. Is this what having kids is like? 10 hours ago
- Thought I heard my house phone ringing so I started to get up to get it and then I remembered I don't have a house phone. 1 day ago
- My friends with kids try and make me feel guilty for sleeping but as a rule I don't listen to parents. #rebel 4 days ago