Since it’s Friday I thought I’d make a flowchart so you all could decide what to do tonight. Hopefully I caught all my typos and I didn’t get any theology wrong. And if anyone says “it’s a good idea but poorly executed,” I’ll probably get violent. Just saying. I should probably also say that I’m referring to apple juice, obviously.
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- I hide from my neighbors. Like I just saw them outside so I ducked into a room with curtains. Is that weird? 4 hours ago
- Meatloaf. It's literally a loaf of meat. Think about it. 10 hours ago
- Basically, the present always sucks. xkcd.com/1227/ 12 hours ago

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Love it! And….of course, I need a drink!
I’m one of those people who can’t drink (got tired of leaving the bar at 11pm and getting home in July), but I use the same rationale to work out whether I get a bowl of Extreme Moose Tracks ice cream.
Yes, you could easily substitute drink for ice cream or vacation.
Your blog is FANTASTIC! I absolutely love every chart you’ve made.
Thanks, fan in North Carolina!
I knew the answer before I even opened your blog….. LOL
I hope that’s just because you knew you needed a drink and not because I’m predictable.
I am going to drink right away. Shit! This is awesome