Since it’s Friday I thought I’d make a flowchart so you all could decide what to do tonight. Hopefully I caught all my typos and I didn’t get any theology wrong. And if anyone says “it’s a good idea but poorly executed,” I’ll probably get violent. Just saying. I should probably also say that I’m referring to apple juice, obviously.
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