As promised, here is a new flowchart for y’all (see, I’m getting ready for Texas!). I know a lot of people have tried to cover this topic before, but I personally did a lot of research and I think I’ve finally solved this age-old question.
- Just had to have a serious talk with the dog about why we don't poop on the sidewalk. Is this what having kids is like? 2 hours ago
- Thought I heard my house phone ringing so I started to get up to get it and then I remembered I don't have a house phone. 22 hours ago
- My friends with kids try and make me feel guilty for sleeping but as a rule I don't listen to parents. #rebel 3 days ago