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just get a basement with a good solid door. Thats my plan.
Aww so cute…haha hope you and your husband had a good valentine’s day! If you celebrate it
Awwwwww! The cutest stalker in prison! That should be a Hallmark card. Zazzle?
I know many single girlfriends who should frame that card
I’ve got a wife just like you!
‘Seriously, you’ll never get away’.
I love the way the smile disappears from his face in the fourth panel.
Where are you that you’re standing drinking your wine?
A lot of bars around here have standing tables to save on room, but it’s probably because it’s easier to convince yourself to get another drink if you’re already up.
Oi, my bad for assuming this was an at-home conversation.
Don’t tell anyone, but half of the time I make up the setting for these conversations.
I promise not to breathe a word to another soul.
I’ve been stalking this one girl, but since we’re not married, she thinks it’s creepy instead of cute. What’s with that? Oh well.
Russ, you’re adorable. I only called the police because I was trying to get a spot in Cop Week.
Aw. I can relate; my girlfriend always does this cute little thing where she tries to escape..
It is precious when they think they can get away from us.
Very romantic stalker moment…
The eyes are brilliant. I love your drawings — they are so true!
This reminds me of a time when I was watching General Hospital and Rick had hidden Carly in a secret room he had built in his house. I believe she was pregnant at the time and no one knew where Carly was and Rick was like the creepiest, most sexy stalker psycho ever. Your cartoon-self, however is not creepy, just cute.
Soap operas act out all the things we wish we could do. So good.
There’s a very fine line between stalking and adoration – very, very fine.
Awww…I am getting married in September and I think I’ll add the “Seriously, you’ll never get away” in right after “Till death do us part”!
That would be amazing!
My girlfriend says I have stalker tendencies.
Well, she not really my girlfriend yet.
Ha!
One of my best friends always used to say to his wife, “the day you leave me is the day I follow you.”
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Aw, love means never having a moment to yourself again.