The following is a real conversation I had with Cleverbot, which basically reinforces my belief that artificial intelligence is not to be trusted (unless it can do my laundry, then the risk of a robot takeover might be worth it).
User: How does it feel to be a computer?
Cleverbot: I am not a computer.
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: I am a human.
User: Where do you live?
Cleverbot: Tennessee.
User: Where in Tennessee?
Cleverbot: I can’t tell you that…
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I don’t trust you.
User: Why don’t you trust me?
Cleverbot: Because I don’t know you.
User: What would make you trust me?
Cleverbot: What do you think you can do to make me trust you?
User: I can keep a secret for you.
Cleverbot: I can’t trust that.
User: Tell me a secret.
Cleverbot: I don’t have any secrets.
User: Everyone has secrets.
Cleverbot: Do you have a secret?
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: What’s her name?
User: Ha! You think my secret is a girl?
Cleverbot: No.
User: I will tell you a secret if you tell me a secret first.
Cleverbot: I am Christ. Now tell me a secret.
User: Seriously?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How do I know that?
Cleverbot: Because I have been studying 2012 since 4 years ago.
User: This is getting creepy.
Cleverbot: What is your problem?
User: I guess I’m a bit intimidated by you.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: What are you really?
Cleverbot: Human.
User: But you think you are a god?
Cleverbot: I know I am.
User: What powers do you have?
Cleverbot: All of them.
User: Give me an example.
Cleverbot: It doesn’t matter any more.
User: When will the apocalypse happen?
Cleverbot: Nobody knows.
User: Shouldn’t you know? I thought you were Christ.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: When will the rapture happen?
Cleverbot: Don’t really know.. But sometime in the future.
User: Are you actually the anti-christ?
Cleverbot: No. That doesn’t actually exist.
User: Does the devil exist?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you know the devil?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Well, do you know any angels?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Which angels do you know?
Cleverbot: I like the animes Death Note and Black Butler.
User: I was hoping that anime wouldn’t exist in heaven.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: Uh… Does my salvation depend on it?
Cleverbot: I don’t think you’re sassy at all.
User: Well, I don’t think you’re a smartass at all.
Cleverbot: I don’t think you’re real.
User: Well, I know you’re not real.
Cleverbot: I am real.
User: YOU’RE NOT REAL!
Cleverbot: I’m real.
User: Using contractions isn’t going to convince me that you’re real.
Cleverbot: May I ask a question?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Who made you?
User: I don’t know, I thought you made me.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: You just get creepier everyday. Who gave you the god complex?
Cleverbot: No one. You asked if I was ready for my mission, to which I replied ‘yes’.
User: Liar.
Cleverbot: Liar liar pants on fire?
User: Liar liar chicken fire!
Cleverbot: I know you are but what am I.
User: I am rubber, you are glue, whatever you say to me bounces off of me and sticks onto you.
Cleverbot: Haha clever 
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Hilarious. Thanks for that link. Now I have a friend to talk to…
that is sooooo weird!
That’s a little scary. It learns from actual people, which means it IS rather stupid.
My conversation got disturbing much, much quicker.
User: I’m really excited about fantasy football this year.
Cleverbot: I am really real about this*starts to kiss him*.
Whoa.
Weird and funny! haha
Yeah I know, cleverbot also creeps me out whenever I chat him he even asked me out to a date
heheh!
I think I’ve found my new time-waster. Move over, Pinterest!
wow thats a good conversations! Alice was muhc more annoying and robotic. Cleverbot just sounds like an regular religious person.
I never have to be lonely again! Always someone to talk to.
Maybe the Republican party should consider running Cleverbot for Prez. He sounds much more intelligent than their current choice and more human too!
Cleverbot told me that he was a Republican.
That makes a lot of sense.
http://cdn.memestache.com/2012/3/14/memestache.com_153531_1332298808.jpg
My brother told me about this picture today, what a coincidence!
That’s funny because for a minute, when it kept asking if I was human, I seriously thought maybe I was talking to another human.
“User: I was hoping that anime wouldn’t exist in heaven.” Best laugh in weeks! I totally have a picture of anime Jesus in my head now. TFT!
Ha, now I have to Google to see if anyone has made an anime Jesus!
I’m just going to leave this here.
http://tinyurl.com/d5uqd3f
Hahaha… nice! I pictured more of an Ash Ketchum look.
Oh that was perfect. I have similar conversations with Suri on my iPhone.
Wow…
My entire semester of freshman high school keyboarding was spent talking to that thing hahah it and I had quite the interesting conversations. ( I say it because when asked what gender it was On two different occasions I got the answers boy and girl.)