I had hoped to show off pictures of the pumpkin I carved over the weekend, but I think it’s too terrifying, and not necessarily in a good way. It looks rather like a deformed demon head who looks slightly pleased with himself. Honestly, it even gave me nightmares. So basically, my hand is really sore for nothing. On to plan two – carve a pumpkin the old fashion way, which I’m a little more confident of. I may unveil the terrifying demon goat head too as long as I have one finished pumpkin which doesn’t look like the result of a five-year-old with a butter knife.
In the meantime, I’ll leave you with one more graph I made while I was bored. I really do love Sharpies. When I left my last job one of my coworkers gave me a pack of Sharpie pens for a going away gift. She still has a special place in my heart.
I feel about Sharpies the way I felt about the old Crayola crayon boxes with the built-in sharpeners when I was a kid. I love Sharpies like I love cupcakes. And I would like to be Minister Of Cupcakes, btw.
You better go with the Minister of All Things Delicious, that way there’s no room for confusion!
I’m in. Working on my uniform epaulets.