Sometimes there’s a little bit of truth in every lie.
- Just had to have a serious talk with the dog about why we don't poop on the sidewalk. Is this what having kids is like? 1 day ago
- Thought I heard my house phone ringing so I started to get up to get it and then I remembered I don't have a house phone. 2 days ago
- My friends with kids try and make me feel guilty for sleeping but as a rule I don't listen to parents. #rebel 4 days ago