Sometimes there’s a little bit of truth in every lie.
- This is pretty much the best thing to have your family buy u to let them know you're not having a baby. amazon.com/gp/aw/d/193649… #testkitchen 5 hours ago
- Someone left cake in my house which is a good reminder of why I don't leave cake in my house. #onemorebite 1 day ago
- RT @BiIIMurray: Car alarms would be a lot more effective if they sounded like two people fighting. I’d peak out my window for that. 1 day ago