Sometimes there’s a little bit of truth in every lie.
- I have an eyelash that's just growing down. Not sure what to do about this development. 2 hours ago
- So basically my Google history is now just "how to make dog stop barking at children." But she loves cats so... 3 hours ago
- So my knuckle is only slightly bruised after punching the bathroom faucet. Think I'm ready for the next level. Door? Toilet? Bill O'Reilly? 13 hours ago