This is a completely true story, and it’s how I know my cats really love me. They could kill me, but they choose not to.
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By that definition of love, a lot of people love me!
Wow… remind me to never piss my kittie off!!! Lol
And you haven’t seen my freakin’ cat!! Totally true! Check this image out: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-rqqANvDnoKE/TzbuQDokWwI/AAAAAAAAAG0/cUMDJRjxnrU/s1600/plotting+cat.jpg
my cat only eats. i’m dubious
super graphics.
I fully understand.
I think cats consider killing us on a daily basis. And then they get distracted by the furnace kicking on or the wind or a microscopic piece of dust.
My cats get distracted with cleaning themselves. One second they’re on the prowl, then they’re like, “Oh shit! I forgot my leg was dirty!”
That’s hilarious, my cats used to do things like that to me all the time, especially when walking up the steps. O_O Many times I almost died.
My cat sitter complained that one of my cats almost killed her by walking so close to her feet and almost tripping her, but I told her if you’re holding a can of food, your life is forfeit.
Yes, I made that mistake a couple of times. And once I literally got attacked, my cat jumped on my back with its claws protruding. The scar is gone now. >.>
I think your kitty and my kitty have a secret killer handshake.
That sounds pretty rad actually, we should make one too!
Lol! But I still want to have a kitty. Loved the graphics by the way!
They are pretty great!
I knew they were evil!!
LMAO! You’re going to kill me, LOL! This is EXACTLY what I tell one of my best friends about her cat. I am SO HAPPY someone shares the same point of view regarding how shady cats are.