This is a completely true story, and it’s how I know my cats really love me. They could kill me, but they choose not to.
- I hide from my neighbors. Like I just saw them outside so I ducked into a room with curtains. Is that weird? 4 hours ago
- Meatloaf. It's literally a loaf of meat. Think about it. 9 hours ago
- Basically, the present always sucks. xkcd.com/1227/ 11 hours ago