I couldn’t think of a post for today because I’m lame, so I did one of those random blog idea generators, which are also usually lame, unless you put in a word like Godzilla, who is never lame (unless it’s an American production, then it’s twice lame).
So anyway, when should you invest in Godzilla?
1. Buildings are no longer valuable.
There’s no faster way to destroy a city than Godzilla. Everyone knows that.
2. Godzilla dividends always pay well because the fundamentals never change.
When is Godzilla not Godzilla, am I right?
3. There’s an invasion of giant moths.
4. If the market gets bad, Godzilla can just crush it.
I mean, probably?
5. Buy what you know.
Godzilla has been a trusted product for centuries and may even be the oldest reptile ever. Maybe.
So, I guess go invest in Godzilla? Because when has a random blog idea generator been wrong!