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Category Archives: Flowcharts and Graphs
Starting off the week with a short and sweet flowchart! About these ads
I’ve been feeling a little guilty lately for not posting any new flowcharts, so I came up with my most random flowchart yet, inspired by a weird search that someone found my blog by.
Did you hear the Rapture is supposed to happen again today? I’m actually a little freaked out because we had three earthquakes in the Bay Area yesterday. Did I mention that I live on the Hayward Fault? Because I live … Continue reading
I’m behind on posts because I’ve been distracted by really bad tv shows, a new baby (not mine), and some serious fuckery going on with my job, which I can’t really talk about because it’s still my livelihood, even if … Continue reading
I have nothing else to post right now, so here’s a text message conversation I just had with a friend. Set-up: Discussing where to meet for a BBQ on Saturday. Me: San Leandro has a Bay, who knew? Although it’s … Continue reading
In case you were wondering, I still haven’t seen my neighbors. I think their odds of being dead have raised by at least 20%, but then again they could just be spending the week hanging out with alligators in Florida … Continue reading
As promised, here is a new flowchart for y’all (see, I’m getting ready for Texas!). I know a lot of people have tried to cover this topic before, but I personally did a lot of research and I think I’ve … Continue reading
Someone found my blog the other day by searching for “Do I Need This? Flowchart,” and since I’m a giver I decided to make one for you. Um, if there’s any kids that read my blog you should only go … Continue reading
If you have children, simply swap “Think about weeding the backyard” with “Think about making the kids weed the backyard” and “Get drunk with other people” with “Pray that the children go the f**k to sleep.”
Hopefully this one won’t get me into too much trouble. The important thing to remember is, tongue in cheek. Also, I’ll go ahead and apologize now for my sad fireworks – use your imagination and pretend they are really happy.