Category Archives: Flowcharts and Graphs

“Is Winter Coming?” Flowchart

Posted on April 16, 2012 by

Starting off the week with a short and sweet flowchart! About these ads

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“Did You Cause the Problem?” Flowchart

Posted on March 7, 2012 by

I’ve been feeling a little guilty lately for not posting any new flowcharts, so I came up with my most random flowchart yet, inspired by a weird search that someone found my blog by.  

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When Will the Rapture Happen? Flowchart

Posted on October 21, 2011 by

Did you hear the Rapture is supposed to happen again today? I’m actually a little freaked out because we had three earthquakes in the Bay Area yesterday. Did I mention that I live on the Hayward Fault? Because I live … Continue reading →

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Are You Thankful? Flowchart

Posted on October 18, 2011 by

I’m behind on posts because I’ve been distracted by really bad tv shows, a new baby (not mine), and some serious fuckery going on with my job, which I can’t really talk about because it’s still my livelihood, even if … Continue reading →

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Why I Can’t Make a Flowchart on Hiding a Body

Posted on September 23, 2011 by

I have nothing else to post right now, so here’s a text message conversation I just had with a friend. Set-up: Discussing where to meet for a BBQ on Saturday. Me: San Leandro has a Bay, who knew? Although it’s … Continue reading →

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How to Change Your Print Cartridge Flowchart

Posted on September 14, 2011 by

In case you were wondering, I still haven’t seen my neighbors. I think their odds of being dead have raised by at least 20%, but then again they could just be spending the week hanging out with alligators in Florida … Continue reading →

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Are You a Cat or Dog Person? Flowchart

Posted on September 9, 2011 by

As promised, here is a new flowchart for y’all (see, I’m getting ready for Texas!). I know a lot of people have tried to cover this topic before, but I personally did a lot of research and I think I’ve … Continue reading →

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“Do I Need This?” Flowchart

Posted on August 12, 2011 by

Someone found my blog the other day by searching for “Do I Need This? Flowchart,” and since I’m a giver I decided to make one for you. Um, if there’s any kids that read my blog you should only go … Continue reading →

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Summer Weekends

Posted on July 8, 2011 by

If you have children, simply swap “Think about weeding the backyard” with “Think about making the kids weed the backyard” and “Get drunk with other people” with “Pray that the children go the f**k to sleep.”

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“Are You Patriotic?” Flowchart

Posted on July 1, 2011 by

Hopefully this one won’t get me into too much trouble. The important thing to remember is, tongue in cheek. Also, I’ll go ahead and apologize now for my sad fireworks – use your imagination and pretend they are really happy.

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