Category Archives: Paranoid

Jesus Lives in Tennessee

Posted on August 22, 2012 by

The following is a real conversation I had with Cleverbot, which basically reinforces my belief that artificial intelligence is not to be trusted (unless it can do my laundry, then the risk of a robot takeover might be worth it). … Continue reading →

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My Tree

Posted on May 1, 2012 by

A lot of people get attached to inanimate objects, but I have a thing with getting attached to pieces of landscape. The last apartment I lived in sat on top of a hill and every morning I would cross the … Continue reading →

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How to Kill a Wasp

Posted on April 13, 2012 by

The other day Husband informed me that he found some wasp’s nests being built outside around the house. Honestly, there’s probably nothing he could have said that would have freaked me out more. Let’s make one thing clear, I hate … Continue reading →

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Skirting Death Dreams

Posted on February 9, 2012 by

It started off as a typical dream. I was vacationing in pre-industrial Hawaii, as I often do in dreams, and I found out that I was supposed to go to a wedding. I was annoyed because I didn’t have anything … Continue reading →

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When You’re Paranoid

Posted on January 17, 2012 by

It’s normal for people to worry about things. Some people worry about paying their bills, other people worry about sick relatives or friends – there are a lot of things to worry about in life. And I do. I worry … Continue reading →

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Migraine or Tumor

Posted on October 28, 2011 by

For a long time I’ve suffered from chronic migraines. Migraines are like headaches, except they make you want to die. It’s a running joke between me and the Husband that my body just doesn’t want me to ever have a … Continue reading →

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The Danger of Being Sick

Posted on October 14, 2011 by

Last night I woke up in the middle of the night feeling the kind of sick I would only wish on my worst enemies or coworkers who don’t believe me when I’m sick, so I crawled out of bed to … Continue reading →

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Why I Can’t Make a Flowchart on Hiding a Body

Posted on September 23, 2011 by

I have nothing else to post right now, so here’s a text message conversation I just had with a friend. Set-up: Discussing where to meet for a BBQ on Saturday. Me: San Leandro has a Bay, who knew? Although it’s … Continue reading →

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Mutant Flies

Posted on September 13, 2011 by

One of my neighbors is an older couple, maybe late 50s, and we usually keep an eye out for each others houses. I haven’t seen them lately though, so the Husband and I have been wondering where they are. I … Continue reading →

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5 Reasons to Avoid Public Speaking

Posted on August 31, 2011 by

I think I’ve mentioned before that I work nonprofit foundation where I get to help give away money to other nonprofit organizations. It’s a great job where I can usually avoid selling my soul, but it is still a job … Continue reading →

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