- Twisted my ankle on a curb this morning. Unclear if this is a side effect of being 30 or a side effect of being me. 1 day ago
- Saw a bum this morning with a sign that said, "Hungry hungry hobo." He won all of my money. 1 day ago
- Wait, I think I forgot Tara and Pam hooked up last season. Meh #trueblood 1 day ago
Tag Archives: children
When I was a kid, I loved swimming in the swimming pools that had the fake waterfalls and all the plants around them. The only problem was that I liked to pretend that I was on a deserted tropical island, … Continue reading
To my mom, who never hesitated to accept my repurposed vandalized gifts. Happy Mother’s Day!
At some point in high school, I got suckered into working a kids’ fair at a local elementary school. I thought this would be fun, until I remembered that I don’t really like children. Everyone was given a random assignment, … Continue reading
Like a lot kids, I was awkward and painfully shy. I wasn’t very good at pretending like I knew how to socialize, and kids suck at conversation anyway, which is why they usually just resort to being mean. So I … Continue reading