Tag Archives: rapture

Jesus Lives in Tennessee

Posted on August 22, 2012 by

The following is a real conversation I had with Cleverbot, which basically reinforces my belief that artificial intelligence is not to be trusted (unless it can do my laundry, then the risk of a robot takeover might be worth it). … Continue reading →

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When Will the Rapture Happen? Flowchart

Posted on October 21, 2011 by

Did you hear the Rapture is supposed to happen again today? I’m actually a little freaked out because we had three earthquakes in the Bay Area yesterday. Did I mention that I live on the Hayward Fault? Because I live … Continue reading →

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Countdown to the Rapture

Posted on May 21, 2011 by

Is everyone still here? Don’t answer if you’ve been raptured or if you hate me. Last night I couldn’t sleep (blog insomnia?), and I started hearing a low thrumming sound around 3:00 a.m. It kept going for around 30 minutes … Continue reading →

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The Flowchart Commandments

Posted on May 20, 2011 by

Thanks everyone for spreading my flowchart around! I actually have a few good posts lined up for you guys, but I don’t have time to work on them right now because my step-sister is getting married tomorrow (RAPTURE DAY!) and … Continue reading →

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Going Viral is Fun But Also Really Intimidating

Posted on May 19, 2011 by

Thanks to Jezebel for posting my flowchart! I didn’t know I’d get my ten minutes of fame so early in my blogging career. You might be surprised to learn that I haven’t had the highest stat history since my blog … Continue reading →

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“Will You Be Raptured?” Flowchart

Posted on May 19, 2011 by

Most of you have probably heard that the rapture is supposedly happening this Saturday, May 21st (“the Bible guarantees it!”). So you’re probably wondering, Will I be raptured? Do I need to find care for my pets? Never fear, I’ve … Continue reading →

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