- Twisted my ankle on a curb this morning. Unclear if this is a side effect of being 30 or a side effect of being me. 9 hours ago
- Saw a bum this morning with a sign that said, "Hungry hungry hobo." He won all of my money. 10 hours ago
- Wait, I think I forgot Tara and Pam hooked up last season. Meh #trueblood 22 hours ago
Tag Archives: work
I made another motivational poster that I wasn’t able to finish in time for yesterday’s post. Feel free to give it to a graduating senior or any small aspiring child you know. About these ads
Most people like silly inspirational stories. At least, I assume most people do because I see people posting them all the time and there’s never any winky faces to hint that they might be joking. Sometimes the only way I … Continue reading
Whenever you think it’s going to be warm in San Francisco, it’s not.
Not that I’m ungrateful, but a shirt doesn’t pay the gas bill. Plus, I can’t help but think that my style is somehow being mocked.
Recently I gave myself a new title at work. No, I’m not acknowledged for it in any way, but it’s basically the only thing that has helped me keep my sanity. You are looking at the new Minister of Common … Continue reading
Sometimes a perk doesn’t really feel like a perk when everyone gets it. I only get a little bitter though. You know, just when I think about it.
Yesterday was the climax of my mad rush at work. I know I was exhausted because when I got home and took my work clothes off I almost immediately started to put the same clothes back on again. Then I … Continue reading
My computer has been on the fritz lately. This could be due to the fact that it’s five years old or because whenever those annoying update windows pop up I always say “later, I have a headache.” Computers, so needy. … Continue reading
How fast you feel like you’re driving directly corresponds to how long you’ve been sitting in traffic.
There’s a certain point when something working is actually more annoying than it being broken.