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- Twisted my ankle on a curb this morning. Unclear if this is a side effect of being 30 or a side effect of being me. 9 hours ago
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Land Among the Stars
I made another motivational poster that I wasn’t able to finish in time for yesterday’s post. Feel free to give it to a graduating senior or any small aspiring child you know. About these ads
Posted in Motivational Posters, Work Life
Tagged card, cartoon, humor, motivational, poster, work
11 Comments
My Lunch Today
Whenever you think it’s going to be warm in San Francisco, it’s not.
A Very Expensive Bonus
Not that I’m ungrateful, but a shirt doesn’t pay the gas bill. Plus, I can’t help but think that my style is somehow being mocked.
Posted in Holidays, Human Interactions
Tagged bloomingdales, bonus, cartoon, holiday, humor, work
11 Comments
The Minister of Common Sense
Recently I gave myself a new title at work. No, I’m not acknowledged for it in any way, but it’s basically the only thing that has helped me keep my sanity. You are looking at the new Minister of Common … Continue reading
Posted in Work Life
Tagged cartoon, common sense, coworkers, harry potter, humor, minister, work
27 Comments
Work with Benefits
Sometimes a perk doesn’t really feel like a perk when everyone gets it. I only get a little bitter though. You know, just when I think about it.
Puttin’ on the Ritz
Yesterday was the climax of my mad rush at work. I know I was exhausted because when I got home and took my work clothes off I almost immediately started to put the same clothes back on again. Then I … Continue reading
In Which I Ramble
My computer has been on the fritz lately. This could be due to the fact that it’s five years old or because whenever those annoying update windows pop up I always say “later, I have a headache.” Computers, so needy. … Continue reading
Posted in Human Interactions, Work Life
Tagged computer, humor, migraines, science, tumor, work
11 Comments
Stuck in Traffic
How fast you feel like you’re driving directly corresponds to how long you’ve been sitting in traffic.
When Elevators Make You Look Crazy
There’s a certain point when something working is actually more annoying than it being broken.








