Most of you have probably heard that the rapture is supposedly happening this Saturday, May 21st (“the Bible guarantees it!”). So you’re probably wondering, Will I be raptured? Do I need to find care for my pets? Never fear, I’ve created a flowchart that will answer any doubt you may have.
- RT @ChrisMurphyCT: 23m or so will lose insurance under this bill. That's the population of 15 states combined. But it's not front page news… 2 days ago
- RT @ChicagoPhotoSho: Bezos: "Alexa, buy me something from Whole Foods" Alexa: "Buying Whole Foods" Bezos: Shit 6 days ago
- Nothing was wrong with my birthday till that no-talent ass clown came around and took the presidency. #sharedbirthday #gross 1 week ago
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