The Flowchart Commandments

Thanks everyone for spreading my flowchart around! I actually have a few good posts lined up for you guys, but I don’t have time to work on them right now because my step-sister is getting married tomorrow (RAPTURE DAY!) and we have to make sure everything is earthquake ready and the alcohol is secured.

One of my friends reminded me of this when I was worried about getting a lot of hate (although actually, it’s been very tame), so I thought I’d make my own little version of it. I wanted to make it a little prettier, but I’ve been told that I have to pick up more alcohol for the wedding.

P.S. I really don’t think I’m Moses. Please don’t send me more hate mail.

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24 Responses to The Flowchart Commandments

  1. Maryanne says:



  2. Hollie says:

    Hahaha! I read some of the kooky remarks. I hope you develop a thick tephlon skin because crazy doesn’t take a coffee break. Good luck, you’re hilarious.


  3. Lisaiz says:

    You are hilarious; nothing else matters :). Love, love, LOVE your flowcharts – please keep them coming! Congrats to your sister & have fun tomorrow!!


  4. carrie says:

    love your humor! Hope you are left behind with the rest of us so you can blog the shit out of the impending doom.

    (I just added your blog to my ‘bored at work’ bookmark list)


  5. Kriss says:

    You made me laugh – I mean actually laugh! So rare for me. Thanks so much, and I’m really sorry you had to put up with nastiness. If there is a God, you figure s/he/it HAS to have a sense of humour…I mean really, explain giraffes and platypusses otherwise! Anyway, thanks again! Happy wedding.


  6. Mario says:

    this reminds me posts of Tumblr:)


  7. Well, the good news seems to be that you’re relatively hater-free. Also: word from Malaysia is everyone’s still standing/un-raptured, and it’s already Sunday there. The future looks bright!


  8. siouxgeonz says:

    Snork… I was so depressed to find that nobody was getting raptured, but laughed at the irony that yesterday I was pondering the pros and cons of getting viralized, that generic form of slashdotting. (It hasn’t happened to me, but I was wondering what kinds of things I could do that would.)
    Intelligent design? Explain knees.


  9. Rick Wilson says:

    Why are Republicans so set on “not making” the high earners to pay their fare share in taxes, but to use Medicare money; money from the poor and the disabled, to pay down are country’s debt?


  10. Rick Wilson says:

    So if nothing happens, that means “There is no GOD!!!”.


  11. Hilarious, i wet my special underwear. Are you still earthbound?


  12. Angie says:

    Loved the flowchart and passed it on. 🙂


  13. Love your work! Can’t believe you’d get hate mail. Those people really need to take a chill pill!


  14. enemynarwhal says:

    Congrats to your step-sister, I wouldn’t think that you’d get any hate mail for that post. It’s kind of sad really.


  15. karen says:

    curious about name “Peas and Cougars.” funny chart!


  16. Pedro S. says:

    Well hello there. I saw your flowchart at Jezebel and found it really amusing, so I translated it to portuguese and made a post, with all due credits, on my site. Hope you don’t mind it, but if you do please let me know and I’ll remove it ASAP.


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