Is everyone still here? Don’t answer if you’ve been raptured or if you hate me.
Last night I couldn’t sleep (blog insomnia?), and I started hearing a low thrumming sound around 3:00 a.m. It kept going for around 30 minutes and I got myself convinced that maybe is was the Rapture and God decided to prove my flowchart wrong (because He DOES have a sense of humor). Then I realized it was the central AC. (In my defense, I haven’t lived in a house with central AC for seven years, and I think the Rapture would probably sound like a central AC kicking on.) So anyways, I’m off to the wedding, which happens to be by a lake, which hopefully won’t turn into a lake of fire.
I will have a drink for the raptured and unraptured at 6:00 tonight (assuming I’m still here)!