Search Recap – You Can’t Fix Stupid

It’s Sunday afternoon, which means it’s that time again when I do a hungover review of how people found my blog through search engines.

american brain

You’ll find that here.

the bible rapture

Is there another kind?

do not throw cigarette butts


franck de las mercedes

No idea who/what this is.

how to talk in the third person

You just talk about yourself as if you’re not in the room. And it’s weird.

stupid answers flowchart

I resent that. My flowcharts do not have stupid answers, only stupid people.

flow chart of apple juice production

That’s disgusting. We don’t do that sort of thing here.

purchase process flow chart


bear grylls flowchart

I actually think he’s sort of a douchebag. I could eat the head off of a scorpion too if I wanted to. Big deal.

flowchart of an earthquake

Living in the Bay Area, I do have a lot of experience with earthquakes.

god is non-existent

Do you have a flowchart to back that claim up?

june 1 2011 flu

Yeah, it sucked.

temple of doom

It’s a good movie, although I think I watched it too many times as a kid and now I’m sort of bored with it.

you can’t fix stupid


how to win an argument with a pregnant woman flowchart

I’m not sure this is possible, but I’ll look into it.

what to do if you’re left behind flowchart

I recommend stocking up on canned food and other non-perishables. And fire extinguishers, lots of fire extinguishers.

will you marry me text


shower draw pictures

I already did that.

how to pray bible chart jesus

Did you just say “Jesus” as a swear? Because blasphemers will be left behind (look, I spelled blasphemers right!).

reading flowchart

You’re going to have to be more specific.

should i have a drink flowchart

Yes. Hair of the dog, my friend, hair of the dog.

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6 Responses to Search Recap – You Can’t Fix Stupid

  1. gabrielaa. says:

    fourth is *my* fault for confusing my friend Franck with your brother 😛


  2. kallmaker says:

    I’m the co-author of an anthology of erotica. It’s called Tall in the Saddle (western theme). I am creeped out by the frequency of “erotic saddles” as a keyword search in my analytics… Yes, I write erotica now and again, but seriously. There are things I don’t want to know.


  3. Michele says:

    I found you through via the rapture flow chart….


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