People who don’t have children brag about their pets, and people who don’t have pets or children brag about their cars. I have two cats, so I like to brag about how my cats have learned to speak English. Unfortunately, they’ve only learned one word and they only use it when they want something, like tuna.
- In fun news, a YouTube channel called "Snarled" completely plagiarized a short story I wrote. What are you going to do about it @YouTube? 3 hours ago
- Don’t mind me, just watering my outdoor plants in the middle of December. #california #drought 1 day ago
- Fuck Roy Moore and the horse he rode in on. #andeveryoneelsewhovotedforhim #AlabamaSenate 5 days ago
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