I’m back! I have to apologize though because I didn’t end up with quite as many crazy stories as I promised. I forget that crazy stories usually requires some interaction with people and I generally try to avoid people when I’m on vacation. I’m more of a “swim with sea turtles” kind of gal then a “dance with scantily clad people who you don’t know” girl.
It’s usually impossible to avoid people completely though and I still came across some obnoxious people, like when we tried to go to a nice dinner one night and a couple decided it would be a good place to bring their three young sons. I should make it clear that I don’t hate all kids by default, just kids who each have their own personal iPad and play games on them with the sound on at a nice restaurant while their parents drown themselves in their cocktails. Otherwise, I like kids just fine.
The parents were oblivious to my death stare, even though I’ve been told that it’s quite good.
I’m also told that I’m quite menacing when I have an eye infection.
Speaking of menacing, I had a visit while I was on vacation from the Fairy Hobmother. Since “hob” means mischief or trouble, I wasn’t quite sure what to expect, but it turns out it was quite good because I won a $50 Amazon gift card from a comment I left on another blog I follow. If you’d like to get the chance to win a visit and a $50 gift card from the Fairy Hobmother at Appliances Online* all you have to do is leave a comment with a wish (make sure you leave a valid email and a link to your blog if you have one)! I think your wish is supposed to be what you would buy with your gift card, but if Amazon sells world peace or superpowers then feel free to wish for that too.
*I’m not being paid by Appliances Online nor am I affiliated with them in any way. I just like being able to give away things