Yesterday one of my cats was sniffing my feet, and besides tickling me a little, it reminded me of a creepy IT guy I briefly worked with a few years back.
The creepy IT guy was a consultant who came in to do some technology type computer things. He needed to do some technology type things at my computer so he came over to my desk, which happened to be pretty far from anyone else’s. I called my desk “the island” and everywhere else in the office “the mainland,” since people occasionally came to visit, but no one was there to stay. There weren’t any beaches.
So anyway, creepy IT guy was visiting me out on “the island” when things got weird.
Actually, he talked and asked me about my feet longer than that, but I figured you guys didn’t want to read about my feet for 30 minutes. Apparently he was acting creepy to someone else in the office too and they complained, so we didn’t get a visit from him again. I can’t say that I can blame him though, my feet are pretty fucking cute.