I was thinking it might be fun to do another little cross-stitch and give it away on my blog. Maybe it will be dirty and amazing enough to convince my lurkers to temporarily reveal themselves. So, I’m listing some of the ideas I have for a cross-stitch below. Vote on your favorite or you can submit a new idea in the comments. Whichever has the most votes or whichever submitted comment I like the best will be created and given away. If you have small children and you’re worried about the language, I suggest not teaching them how to read. Really, I think that might save you a lot of trouble in the long run anyway. You won’t have to worry about them downloading a lot of porn and viruses onto your computer and no outrageous text messaging bills (well, I guess they don’t have to know how to spell for text messages).
Here are some of the options I thought of (obviously not all original). The design will depend on the length of the phrase, so we’ll figure that out later.
1. Go Frack Yourself (I don’t have to explain this one, do I?)
2. I Hate Everyone (I personally use this phrase nearly everyday)
3. Oh, Fuck (sweet and simple)
4. Keep Calm and Fuck Off (I just came up with this one right now and it might be my favorite so far)
Now it’s up to you though! Remember, your vote matters! Probably!