Cross-Stitch Brainstorm

I was thinking it might be fun to do another little cross-stitch and give it away on my blog. Maybe it will be dirty and amazing enough to convince my lurkers to temporarily reveal themselves. So, I’m listing some of the ideas I have for a cross-stitch below. Vote on your favorite or you can submit a new idea in the comments. Whichever has the most votes or whichever submitted comment I like the best will be created and given away. If you have small children and you’re worried about the language, I suggest not teaching them how to read. Really, I think that might save you a lot of trouble in the long run anyway. You won’t have to worry about them downloading a lot of porn and viruses onto your computer and no outrageous text messaging bills (well, I guess they don’t have to know how to spell for text messages).

Here are some of the options I thought of (obviously not all original). The design will depend on the length of the phrase, so we’ll figure that out later.

1. Go Frack Yourself (I don’t have to explain this one, do I?)

2. I Hate Everyone (I personally use this phrase nearly everyday)

3. Oh, Fuck (sweet and simple)

4. Keep Calm and Fuck Off (I just came up with this one right now and it might be my favorite so far)

Now it’s up to you though! Remember, your vote matters! Probably!

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13 Responses to Cross-Stitch Brainstorm

  1. FredK says:

    “Peace! I hate the word. As I hate hell, all Montagues, and thee.”

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  2. A woman of many poodles says:

    This makes me laugh. The dork who wants to build a house next to ours (won’t go into the ugly details, always signs his FB messages with “Peace”. Peace is not what this guy is about. I hate the word too! LOL!

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  3. A woman of many poodles says:

    Cross-Stitch Bitch. Nice rhyme. Does that work fer ya?

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  4. A woman of many poodles says:

    I tried to leave another cross-stitch idea for people to vote on, but it did not take, it seems. ;-(

    Home is where the vibrator is.

    That’s it from me. ;D

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  5. A Nonny Muss says:

    how about “fuck it all”? I’d vote for that one. I liked the others too. oh, loved “cross stitch bitch”!!!! I’m definitely getting that one for my sister. She’s actually not a bitch any more, but she used to be. She’s mellowed alot in her old age. Sorry, TMI? FredK, we must know the same people. I know someone who signs her messages that way and she is definitely not peaceful, no way, no how! fuck hypocrites.

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  6. Mary says:

    I have a new favorite saying: “If you’re going to act like a turd, go lay in the yard.”

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  7. Lindigo says:

    My gut reaction was “Fuck it All” too. Great minds, A Nonny Muss 🙂

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  8. Kelly says:

    Oh. My. God. If I don’t win and it isn’t Keep Calm and Fuck Off, I’m going to cry….

    And then I’m going to make it myself………. Because I must own it. It must be mine.

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    • I accept bribes if you want to fix the competition. I actually enjoyed doing the cross-stitch I just finished and I’m playing with the idea of opening an Etsy store, but I’d have to convince myself to actually sell the pieces and not keep them all for myself.

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  9. lifewith4cats says:

    I just read one somewhere else, it said: Cats will puke on everything you love.

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