Mutant Flies

One of my neighbors is an older couple, maybe late 50s, and we usually keep an eye out for each others houses. I haven’t seen them lately though, so the Husband and I have been wondering where they are. I was starting to wonder when you call the police for something like this, so I started imagining what that conversation would be like.

They really were big flies.

Or maybe my neighbors went on vacation and just didn’t tell anyone. Or they died. It’s still hard to tell at this point.

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5 Responses to Mutant Flies

  1. Kathy says:

    Make sure you don’t swat one of those big mutant flies… you may end up with dead neighbor spattered all over if you do. Then imagine, if you swat it in YOUR house, all that forensic evidence…


    • Ew! I didn’t even think about that! I think my cats ate one of those flies!


      • Kathy says:

        You better hide the evidence FAST!!! Maybe put them in a kennel for a week or so, the dead neighbor evidence should have passed by then. (PS~Don’t just empty your litter box – get a new one, the Luminol will show up any evidence no matter how much you scrub. All those CSI shows are paying off now baby!!)


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