Did you hear the Rapture is supposed to happen again today? I’m actually a little freaked out because we had three earthquakes in the Bay Area yesterday. Did I mention that I live on the Hayward Fault? Because I live on the Hayward Fault.
So anyway, Harold Camping claims that probably maybe the Rapture will happen today (or tomorrow). And I thought, wouldn’t it be nice if everyone knew for sure when it would happen? We know who will be Raptured, so this flowchart should take care of the when.
You’re welcome, Harold Camping.