Pumpkin Guts

Every year I forget how long and messy pumpkin carving is. I cut off the top and think, Oh yeah, there’s pumpkin in there.

I know genetic mutations are bad go organic blah blah blah, but someone really ought to figure out a way to mutate a pumpkin so it’s perfectly clean inside with a neat pile of seeds in the middle. Actually, I could even forgo the seeds. If I’m to taste something bitter and woody it better have alcohol in it.

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5 Responses to Pumpkin Guts

  1. I will clean your pumpkin if you will let me have the seeds.

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  2. DewNestry says:

    I always wanted to see one of these emptied pumpkins… it sounds so awesome.

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