Pumpkin Guts

Posted on October 27, 2011 by Rae

Every year I forget how long and messy pumpkin carving is. I cut off the top and think, Oh yeah, there’s pumpkin in there.

I know genetic mutations are bad go organic blah blah blah, but someone really ought to figure out a way to mutate a pumpkin so it’s perfectly clean inside with a neat pile of seeds in the middle. Actually, I could even forgo the seeds. If I’m to taste something bitter and woody it better have alcohol in it.

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5 Responses to Pumpkin Guts

becomingcliche says:

October 27, 2011 at 5:44 am

I will clean your pumpkin if you will let me have the seeds.

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DewNestry says:

November 17, 2011 at 10:35 am

I always wanted to see one of these emptied pumpkins… it sounds so awesome.

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- Rae says:
  
  November 17, 2011 at 2:07 pm
  
  You’ve never seen one?!
  
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  - DewNestry says:
    
    November 17, 2011 at 2:23 pm
    
    We don’t have this tradition in Israel >:
    
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    - Rae says:
      
      November 17, 2011 at 6:15 pm
      
      I think you should find a way to import pumpkins and start one!
      
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