Well, Halloween was a rousing success in that we have leftover candy and I didn’t get any creepy adults trying to ask for candy like I did last year. Let’s make one thing clear, if you’re older than me, you’re not getting shit. There’s a Walgreens down the street, take your wallet and go.
Since I was busy last night trying to get rid of all my Almond Joys so I could keep the good candy for myself, I didn’t have time to work on any drawings, so I thought we’d do another exciting round of search recap! For those of you just joining us, search recap is where I list the funniest search terms people have used to find my blog, I make some random commentary, and then I pass it off as a post. Everyone wins! Kind of!
if my problem was a death star, this article is a photon torepdo
I can’t tell you how many people have found my blog by using this search term, which means a lot of people got this spam comment. Is it weird that I’m jealous?
how to make a flowchart for kids
You probably have to tone down the language and make it sensitive or something, which is why I don’t make them. I got yelled once by a parent who’s kid found my Game of Thrones flowchart because the flowchart was an image and it bypassed parental controls. If your kid has read Game of Thrones though, my flowchart is the least of your worries.
Sounds like a lot of work for a snack.
This one is my favorite.
wouldn’t it be nice if everyone would just die?
Sounds like a personal challenge.
i will drink today
i’m not an alcoholic cartoon
Yeah, me neither.
how do cougars communicate that there hungry
pumpkin carving ideas finance theme
I didn’t know you could make pumpkins boring, but apparently you can.
can anyone create a blog award
As it turns out, yes, they can.
today is not tomorrow
Does it feel like rainbows and sunshine? Because that sounds awesome.
at 6:55am text matthew martin hey how’s it going. what are you gonna be doing tomorrow?
Did my blog just get accidentally found by Siri?!
your truck is stupid
Yeah? Well I don’t have a truck, so who’s the stupid one now?
i want a flowchart on disease malaria
And I want to never create a flowchart on disease malaria, so I guess we’re at an impasse.