Mediocre Store with Mediocre Items!

Even though I have no misconceptions about selling anything, I made a Zazzle store today. It’s more of an experiment because I’m not delusional enough to think that I’ll be able to quit my day job anytime soon by making 10 % off of each greeting card I sell.

So, here by the popular demand of 6 people, are the Motherfucker Christmas Cards! They’re perfect for your boss or loved one. Zazzle inexplicably forced me to rate it R, even though Titanic got a PG-13 rating and they showed full frontal. The man hates me.

I also made an Art Killed My Baby Mug, even though no one expressed any interest in it. It’s perfect to give to a friend or that special someone who won’t stop inviting you to their art gallery openings.

More mediocre items to come soon!

UPDATE: Keep Calm and Fuck Off Mug, Mousepad, iPhone Case, and Tote Bag now available! Buy them quick before they sit in the store for years and eventually get discontinued!

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22 Responses to Mediocre Store with Mediocre Items!

  1. I love the little green letters that say “In Stock!” I know a few people I will need to send to your site.


  2. underwhelmer says:

    Congrats on the store. I think you’ll be surprised at how many people will want to buy your stuff. 🙂


  3. I like the Christmas lights on your header photo! Very festive!


  4. Russ Nickel says:

    Hey, that’s awesome! I look forward to seeing many more lovely items and may have to purchase some soon m’self.

    A store, eh? This gives me an idea…


  5. Neat! What’s a Zazzle? I’ll go find out! (Also, oh my God, I am that person who invites everyone to her gallery openings… I hope someone gives me that awesome mug!)


  6. LWSpotts says:

    I wish I knew someone to send the Motherfucker Christmas card to…I would SO like to do that. Hilarious…and good luck with the store. I will stop by from time to time to see your stuff.


  7. booksnob says:

    I bookmarked your shop because I might have to get one of the cards for my dad.

    Can you change which photo is the default? On the mug, the first photo you see is of the back. 😦


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  9. hebeindc says:

    Excellent. Have bought a couple of cards to send back to the UK for Christmas .. “Honestly, Mum, they all speak like that over here”.


  10. societyred says:

    Love your work! Finally, the words I really want to say!


  11. Adrianna F says:

    I’m already shooting the links to ppl for Xmas! Nice. Good luck with the store. I love it.


  12. Melissa says:

    I went to look at the products and I can’t seem to pull up any images…is it my computers fault or mine??


  13. Smart Guy says:

    Get that money girl!


  14. I think that is flippin’ fantastic! Best Christmas card ever. 🙂


  15. I love the art killed my baby mug. Some people have no taste.


  16. Nothing hurt says:

    Oh my goodness! I love love your Christmas card! Teehee.

    Congrats, by the way!


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