Even though I have no misconceptions about selling anything, I made a Zazzle store today. It’s more of an experiment because I’m not delusional enough to think that I’ll be able to quit my day job anytime soon by making 10 % off of each greeting card I sell.
So, here by the popular demand of 6 people, are the Motherfucker Christmas Cards! They’re perfect for your boss or loved one. Zazzle inexplicably forced me to rate it R, even though Titanic got a PG-13 rating and they showed full frontal. The man hates me.
I also made an Art Killed My Baby Mug, even though no one expressed any interest in it. It’s perfect to give to a friend or that special someone who won’t stop inviting you to their art gallery openings.
More mediocre items to come soon!