While I do really enjoy comments from real people, the spam comments also hold a special place in my heart. Here are some of my favorites that I’ve gotten recently.
Life’s not all beer and skittles.
Well, yeah. You can’t do skittle shots with beer.
Hello, you used to write great, but the last few posts have been kinda boring? I miss your great writings. Past few posts are just a little out of track! Come on!
I miss my great writings too, but unfortunately they are spending the holidays in the Hamptons and they’ve asked me not to contact them again after I insisted on wearing white after Labor Day. My boring writings had no such qualms.
I like to party, not look articles up online. You made it happen.
I like your style.
Please teach the rest of these internet hooligans how to write and research!
Seriously, and thank you for noticing how much research I put into my posts. I should also mention that this comment was made on my post Alcohol is for Adults.
The genius store called, they’re running out of you.
Ha! I haven’t heard that one before!
I could watch Schindler’s List and still be happy after reading this.
Wow. Did you hear that? I take the edge off of dead and starving children. Wait till I tell my mom!
Free knowledge like this doesn’t just help, it promotes democracy. Thank you.
That’s good to know because I was actually thinking of starting my own country.
Reading this makes my decisions easier than taking candy from a baby.
Babies shouldn’t have candy anyway.
You have more useful info than the British had colonies pre-WWII.
This has to be my favorite spam comment ever and I think I’m going to make it into a t-shirt or something.