Sometimes I wonder if I’m a 70-year-old trapped in a 28-year-old’s body or if I really am that awkward. But then again, maybe I should just roll with it and see if I can get one in a nice cherry red.
if you get 2 you can organize a good race
Maybe you should just “roll with it?” Nice.
Haha, I didn’t even mean to make that pun. They’re so thoroughly seeped into subconscious that I don’t even have to think about them anymore!
If you get one of those, I’ll get one of those really cool chairs that lifts you up and dumps you in the floor. We can compare notes.
Actually, I might need one of those too. Sometimes I have a really hard time forcing myself to get off the couch and go to bed and night.
Hilarious! It’s like you read my mind…
Does it come with a remote for the fridge?
Just make sure it has lightening bolts down the side.
I was leaning toward flames, but actually flames and lightening bolts together sounds awesome.
Brilliant! I think I qualify too!
If you charge it up really well you can drive it out on the road.
I say “age be damned!” Get one, have the hubby install some bumpers, and go play Mario Kart for real in the grocery store. You know you want to…
Plus, if I go to Disneyland I’ll get to go to the front of the lines. That’s how it works, right?
I think I qualify too! I’m a little nonplussed by that… LOL
The powerchair? I sure hope it doesn’t use nuclear energy… 🙂
I kinda want one of those, “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up,” necklaces. My grandmother has one of those and a medic alert bracelet. Old people bling is pretty damn cool.
Maybe you can also park your car in all the good spots!
Hahaha I loved this! 🙂
Get one and pretend to be Professor X. Make your husband play Magneto.
Haha, that’s a good idea. He already says I have good mind control.
I just found you and your comics are hilarious! So clever:]
I once fell down while getting the mail. Just because there was wind or gravity or air. I don’t even know why. A boy scout helped me up. These are the moments you seriously consider elastic waisted pants.
Lettuce Be Clear
Gravity is a tricky bastard.
If you get one, I’ll get one and we can have a cross-country race– just like Cannon Ball Run… only a little slower.
Well, I answered yes to some of those questions, so maybe I qualify too! Wanna race? bahahahaha
I loved this. 😉
Just found your blog through J.Ploober – peeing in my pants a little at my desk from giggling (I mean that as a compliment)
Yes! Urinary incontinence is the highest form of flattery.
Do you make all of these?! Your posts are hilarious!
Yes, I did, thanks!
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