So, I’ve kind of had a rough week. This is a run-down.
Saturday and Sunday: Sick with the stomach flu. Complain a lot, somehow doesn’t help.
Monday: Woke up to the noise of running water. It’s actually a mini-geyser in my front lawn. Because our water main has exploded. As it turns out, you use water for a lot of things.
Tuesday: Still no water. Did you know you use water for showers? And washing dishes? And drinking that clear liquid that’s not vodka? Oh, and the toilet. You definitely use it for the toilet.
Wednesday: Water is back. Water pressure seems to have improved, silver lining? On the drive to work my car starts doing decidedly un-car like things, despite the fact that this car got almost $2,000 worth of treatment in the last few months. It’s the transmission. $4,000. I cry a little.
Thursday: Go through denial about my car. I should let it go! I should save it! Everything is terrible! Cars are the devil! Somewhere in this mantra the top button, also known as the power button, of my iPhone randomly won’t work anymore. Flip a coin to decide who I hate more. Heads for Apple, Tails for Honda. I flip the coin a lot since I’m an equal hate opportunist.
Friday: I’m a little scared to find out what Friday will bring, but comfort myself that I’m running out of valuable things to break. (My computer is already well on its way out. Seriously, there’s a five second lag as I type right now. It takes about 30-40 minutes to upload pictures for blog posts. Pretty positive the Lottery is the clear solution here.)
Not to be a total Debbie Downer (poor Debbie, I’m sure she had something legitimate to complain about too), I am going on vacation next week, and luckily I already paid for it since my future self is going to be in a lot of debt soon. So posts will probably still be slow for the next few weeks, but then hopefully they will pick up. Thanks for sticking with me!