CON: Not being able to be able finish a blog post before I leave on vacation (all text posts somehow feel like cheating for me).
PRO: I’m sorry.
CON: Remember how I talked about how bad my week was? It got worse.
LESSON: If you try to use your car with a failing transmission as a trade-in, it will undoubtedly completely fail while the mechanic is test driving it (see Murphy’s Law).
CON: Car salesman will always try to make you feel bad about how badly you’re ripping them off.
PRO: I’m also good at that game, being a lady with a delicate constitution (*wink wink*).
CON: Unless the salesman is so good at the game that he just made me think I’m good at it too but really still took full advantage of me.
CON: Thinking too much.
PRO: New car.
CON: Car payments.
PRO: Going to Hawai’i.
CON: Being really white and convincing yourself to get a spray tan.
CON: The possibility of looking like Snooki.
PRO: Laying on a beach while thinking about your coworkers being at work.
CON: Flights that board at 6:30 a.m.
PRO: Tropical drinks.
PRO: Getting drunk enough to forget about money.
PRO: Also, sea turtles.
PRO/CON: I’ll be on Twitter occasionally if you miss me (assuming my phone doesn’t completely die). Jusqu’à la prochaine fois, mes chéris!
P.S. CON: Having a very limited understanding of French. I’m just going to hope I didn’t call your mother a cow or something on accident. (Ou comme disent les Français, d’un accident.) (I think.)