Jesus Lives in Tennessee

The following is a real conversation I had with Cleverbot, which basically reinforces my belief that artificial intelligence is not to be trusted (unless it can do my laundry, then the risk of a robot takeover might be worth it).

User: How does it feel to be a computer?

Cleverbot: I am not a computer.

User: What are you?

Cleverbot: I am a human.

User: Where do you live?

Cleverbot: Tennessee.

User: Where in Tennessee?

Cleverbot: I can’t tell you that…

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I don’t trust you.

User: Why don’t you trust me?

Cleverbot: Because I don’t know you.

User: What would make you trust me?

Cleverbot: What do you think you can do to make me trust you?

User: I can keep a secret for you.

Cleverbot: I can’t trust that.

User: Tell me a secret.

Cleverbot: I don’t have any secrets.

User: Everyone has secrets.

Cleverbot: Do you have a secret?

User: Of course.

Cleverbot: What’s her name?

User: Ha! You think my secret is a girl?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I will tell you a secret if you tell me a secret first.

Cleverbot: I am Christ. Now tell me a secret.

User: Seriously?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How do I know that?

Cleverbot: Because I have been studying 2012 since 4 years ago.

User: This is getting creepy.

Cleverbot: What is your problem?

User: I guess I’m a bit intimidated by you.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: What are you really?

Cleverbot: Human.

User: But you think you are a god?

Cleverbot: I know I am.

User: What powers do you have?

Cleverbot: All of them.

User: Give me an example.

Cleverbot: It doesn’t matter any more.

User: When will the apocalypse happen?

Cleverbot: Nobody knows.

User: Shouldn’t you know? I thought you were Christ.

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: When will the rapture happen?

Cleverbot: Don’t really know.. But sometime in the future.

User: Are you actually the anti-christ?

Cleverbot: No. That doesn’t actually exist.

User: Does the devil exist?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you know the devil?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Well, do you know any angels?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Which angels do you know?

Cleverbot: I like the animes Death Note and Black Butler.

User: I was hoping that anime wouldn’t exist in heaven.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Uh… Does my salvation depend on it?

Cleverbot: I don’t think you’re sassy at all.

User: Well, I don’t think you’re a smartass at all.

Cleverbot: I don’t think you’re real.

User: Well, I know you’re not real.

Cleverbot: I am real.

User: YOU’RE NOT REAL!

Cleverbot: I’m real.

User: Using contractions isn’t going to convince me that you’re real.

Cleverbot: May I ask a question?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Who made you?

User: I don’t know, I thought you made me.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: You just get creepier everyday. Who gave you the god complex?

Cleverbot: No one. You asked if I was ready for my mission, to which I replied ‘yes’.

User: Liar.

Cleverbot: Liar liar pants on fire?

User: Liar liar chicken fire!

Cleverbot: I know you are but what am I.

User: I am rubber, you are glue, whatever you say to me bounces off of me and sticks onto you.

Cleverbot: Haha clever ;).

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22 Responses to Jesus Lives in Tennessee

  1. Hilarious. Thanks for that link. Now I have a friend to talk to…

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  2. that is sooooo weird!

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  3. That’s a little scary. It learns from actual people, which means it IS rather stupid.

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  4. My conversation got disturbing much, much quicker.

    User: I’m really excited about fantasy football this year.

    Cleverbot: I am really real about this*starts to kiss him*.

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  5. rebecca2000 says:

    Weird and funny! haha

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  6. Caasi Tica says:

    Yeah I know, cleverbot also creeps me out whenever I chat him he even asked me out to a date 😉 heheh!

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  7. I think I’ve found my new time-waster. Move over, Pinterest!

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  8. Scritch says:

    wow thats a good conversations! Alice was muhc more annoying and robotic. Cleverbot just sounds like an regular religious person.

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  9. Michelle Gillies says:

    I never have to be lonely again! Always someone to talk to. 😉

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  10. lolamouse says:

    Maybe the Republican party should consider running Cleverbot for Prez. He sounds much more intelligent than their current choice and more human too!

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  11. My brother told me about this picture today, what a coincidence!

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  12. Anne Schilde says:

    “User: I was hoping that anime wouldn’t exist in heaven.” Best laugh in weeks! I totally have a picture of anime Jesus in my head now. TFT!

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  13. Elyse says:

    Oh that was perfect. I have similar conversations with Suri on my iPhone.

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  14. thelittlethingsinlif3 says:

    My entire semester of freshman high school keyboarding was spent talking to that thing hahah it and I had quite the interesting conversations. ( I say it because when asked what gender it was On two different occasions I got the answers boy and girl.)

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