I drink pear ale at thanksgiving. That way I can call myself “festive.” Then at Christmas I have cocoa with baileys. Or Baileys with some cocoa. That’s how you blunt the sharp edges of the inlaws…
Vodka = Thanksgiving spent at homeless shelter… thank God Dude had some left!
Tequila = Thanksgiving accidentally spent down the street at neighbor’s house which… no estoy embarazada. ¡Madre de Dios! ¡Gracias!
Scotch = Aye. 🙂
Beer drinkers… that beer you drank? …is why your turkey is dry!
You see! This is the real reason we have Thanksgiving in October. It gives us an extra month to recuperate.
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Your pilgrims were way smarter than ours, Michelle!
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Smart!
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You’re also smart enough to drink Vodka, which nobody can smell when you’re in your drink-induced coma.
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Awwwww. But the vodka bottle looks so cute! How can you resist those lips?
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Vodka. Really Good Vodka. Hee!
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My nemesis was wine… lots and lots of wine…
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Best part is the Healthy Living ad below the comic.
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Ha!
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I drink pear ale at thanksgiving. That way I can call myself “festive.” Then at Christmas I have cocoa with baileys. Or Baileys with some cocoa. That’s how you blunt the sharp edges of the inlaws…
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Oh, Baileys with cocoa? Never tried that one! Usually I just drink Baileys with Baileys.
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Vodka = Thanksgiving spent at homeless shelter… thank God Dude had some left!
Tequila = Thanksgiving accidentally spent down the street at neighbor’s house which… no estoy embarazada. ¡Madre de Dios! ¡Gracias!
Scotch = Aye. 🙂
Beer drinkers… that beer you drank? …is why your turkey is dry!
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