So you might have noticed that I haven’t posted for a week. I probably should have mentioned that I was traveling last week, even though the paranoid old woman in me says you should never post anything too personal because you should never trust something without a face, and the Internet is the most faceless bastard I know.
Anyway, I was Florida for the first time ever. I thought at the very least I would come back with some good blog material, but for the most part it was a pretty mediocre trip. I went for work though, so, you know, my cocktail hour was limited.
Below is a list of things I did not do in Florida.
I did not swim with dolphins.
I did not wrestle with an alligator.
I did not go to any retirement homes.
I did not go to Disney World.
And this thus concludes the list of things I know about Florida but have no personal experience of.