The Future is Polygons

CON: Last week was a shit-tastic week.

PRO: It made me think a lot.

CON: Humans make me sad.

PRO: But they are also my primary source of happiness.

PRO: The weather is really warm and beautiful.

CON: Ok, maybe a little too warm.

PRO: The husband and I have a psychic connection though because he brought home ice cream without me asking.

PRO: I feel better eating ice cream when I’m not responsible for its delivery.

CON: I realize that that’s probably not healthy thinking, but, whatever, ice cream.

CON: There’s nothing on tv.

CON: Except for new Sci Fi show “Defiance.”

PRO: I’m somewhat of a Sci Fi horrible movie aficionado.

CON: That last one might be a con.

CON: Ok, it’s seriously a con, but if you ever need advice on giant crocodiles or flying spiders or something, I’m your lady.

PRO: Have you ever noticed that the future is really into polygons?

CON: Everything futuristic in this show is either a hexagon or an octagon. Even skin. I never knew a hexagon could kind of gross me out, but yeah.

CON: I would be a terrible person to send as an ambassador to another planet.

PRO: The future also has Ikea cabinets.

PRO: Dexter’s old wife is the mayor.

CON: The polygons have not been able to get rid of teen angst yet though. Will fathers and daughters ever be able to understand each other?! amiright!

CON: Yeah, ok.

CON: This post probably doesn’t make a lot of sense, but just trust me on the polygon thing.

PRO: Seriously, go buy some polygon stock right now. Your children will thank you.

CON: They are playing a Nirvana cover in the episode. I quit.

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11 Responses to The Future is Polygons

  1. chrisdeputy says:

    I like this – different, and funny. Congratulations!

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  2. Oh NO! You get sucked into those bad c-rated movies on Syfy (“siffie” for the unenlightened) just like Mr. Muse? You poor thing!

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  3. My future seems to have no angles at all, just one giant pear shape.

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  4. Just made a sticky not for the fridge. “Buy Polygon Stock”. Let’s see who asks me about it first.

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  5. This made me smile, like a lot! 😀

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  6. sj says:

    We can totally watch those SyFy Original movies together.

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