I wish I had something scandalous to share. Really, Fridays should always end with something scandalous. That’s just science.
The most exciting thing to happen to me was yesterday when I got home and my entire neighborhood was corralled off with police cars. I asked a cop if it was safe to go home and he just said they “were on a manhunt” and if I saw anything out of the ordinary, to let him know. That didn’t exactly answer my “safety” question, but whatever, I like an adventure. After checking my property for any hidden men (unclear what I would have done if I found one, but my general thought was to run away in a zig zag pattern) and not finding any (he probably ducked out through the goat portal), I went inside. For the next hour I basically debated whether it was safe to take off my bra or not.
For those of you who aren’t of the female variety, bras are a big part of a woman’s life. Bras do a couple of things:
- Hide nipples;
- Prevent saggage (how is saggage not a real word?);
- Give support;
- Give an extra layer between you and any creeps.
Still, taking your bra off is like releasing a breath you didn’t know you were holding, which is why getting home and taking it off is the best thing ever. Except what if I took it off and I was kidnapped or got held hostage? I didn’t want to end up on the news without a bra on. So I sat around and waited for the cops to clear off which in the end was pretty boring and not scandalous at all. I probably should have just taken my bra off for the drama of it.
Anyway, I’ve been really busy this working two jobs, but I still feel guilty for not posting a picture. So I drew this really fast for you with Sharpie, which was annoying because there’s no Ctrl-Z for Sharpie.
For the record, I’ve never been able to draw human feet either.