Random Texts to My Husband

I had a Christmas blog post all planned out and then never got time to do it because I have this weird and rare problem where I always save things for the last minute. I also have a New Year’s post, which I think I might still do. (None of my resolutions include being a better blogger, clearly.)

I have felt some guilt about not posting more regularly though, so I thought to myself, What can I post that might be funny but requires very little creative effort from me? Then it came to me! (I’m over-reaching on the excitement this post deserves, but let’s just go with it.)

Presenting, random text messages to my husband! (With no context, just like he normally gets.)

text 1

text 3

text 2

text 5

text 4

text 6

That was easy. Maybe I’ll make this a regular thing! (This is when you chime in and say how much you enjoyed it.) And I didn’t even come close to using all my material. I could do a whole post just on my observations at the dog park.

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15 Responses to Random Texts to My Husband

  1. weebluebirdie says:

    Glad it wasn’t just me running late with festive messages!

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  2. ruthrawls says:

    I only just bought my Christmas cards yesterday.

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  3. Eda says:

    Uh…you might avoid the dog park post. Just a friendly suggestion.

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  4. Hysterical! I’d love to read more. I will use any distraction to not get my posting done. 😉

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  5. Is there a reason you’re trying to get the dog desensitized to children? IS THERE?

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    • Rae says:

      Haha, no particular reason except to try and stop getting dirty looks from mothers. I swear she’s not aggressive, she’s just scared of children… and she expresses this fear by barking and occasionally growling. She’s fine once she’s properly introduced but… it does give a bad impression.

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  6. Don’t know who you are but, I am at work cracking up at your “random texts to my husband”
    too funny! I have decided to start blogging since I don’t have people to talk to in the real world.
    Thanks for lighting up my work desk.

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  7. graynoted says:

    That was great! Less effort seems to hit the mark…cheers for a effortless 2015

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  8. Outlier Babe says:

    Hope you sent on that Target text to their Marketing department. I predict viral campaign (SWIDT?) bigger than Alex.

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  9. jwicks123 says:

    So glad I am not the only person that hopes I make just one laugh. Love this blog. Be yourself, and put it off. What’s the harm?

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  10. itsa50thing says:

    This was a real text between my husband and myself a couple of years ago :

    Him: Hey, did you just text me?
    Me: Yeah, I was asking if you were on your way home?
    Him: Oh, okay. I didn’t have my glasses on, so I didn’t think that’s what it said.
    Me: Well I didn’t have my glasses on either so there’s a good possibility that isn’t what it said!

    😉

    Melissa
    http://www.itsa50thing.com

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