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Generalized Kiss Rejection.
Matt’s been under GKR for about a month because he refuses to use lib balm. It’s cold, and he’s a lip-licker. So, his lips are chapped to the point they look like finely shredded deli meats, and gross me the eff out.
He gets pouty, “Why won’t you kiss meeeeee?”
Ever had the desire to kiss a dried, chapped, hanging piece of lip flesh?
Yeah, me neither.
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“Hanging piece of lip flesh” needs to be a thing.
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Peeve #3: Stop puckering. I feel like I’m kissing a duck. A duck with a mustache. Yuck.
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