Repost: I’m Not an Alcoholic

The post below is from July 2011. I swear, I’m still not an alcoholic.

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The husband was reading the last two weeks of my blog and when he was done he looked up at me and said, “Wow, you sound like an alcoholic.” Apparently, I talk about drinking too much. I promise though, I’m not. I’m afraid you don’t trust me now though, so I’ve contacted people I’ve known throughout my life to give a character reference for me.

Here’s Mr. Reynold, my 12th grade calculus teacher.

Ok, that was probably a bad place to start, math was never my strong suit. Here, talk to one of my coworkers, she loves me.

Sigh, I just like coffee.

Oh look, here’s my granny. She’s known me my whole life, so she can tell you what I’m like.

Well, this isn’t going the way I planned. Here’s my primary care physician, maybe she can convince you.

I swear, I’m very honest on all my medical forms. Seriously, I am.

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5 Responses to Repost: I’m Not an Alcoholic

  1. Totally not judging. *totally secretly judging*

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  2. Linda says:

    HA HA Love it!! 🙂

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  3. Haha. I believe you! 😉

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  4. cindermommy says:

    tell ur hubby to have a drink and chill hahaha

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  5. My Mom used to rub Scotch on our gums when we were teething to numb the pain. Have I ever mentioned how much I love Scotch?

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