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Tag Archives: alcohol
The post below is from July 2011. I swear, I’m still not an alcoholic. *********** The husband was reading the last two weeks of my blog and when he was done he looked up at me and said, “Wow, you … Continue reading
And that’s verbatim what happened, because my grandma is keeps it real. Happy Thanksgiving!
After a total of 26 hours in the car, I’m finally home from Thanksgiving with my family. I learned I can drink a lot of alcohol if I pace myself; it gets really cold at night when it’s 15 degrees … Continue reading
I haven’t been sleeping well this week and last night I woke up and finally decided to just get up since it felt like my alarm was about to go off any minute anyway. It was 2:30 a.m. So I … Continue reading
I gave up on trying to convince you guys that I’m not an alcoholic, but for the record, I only had one glass of wine. Well, one and a half.