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Tag Archives: fantasy
It really was supposed to be a lot more exciting.
Sometimes I wish this is how my toilet paper becomes unrolled.
Some people play Angry Birds*, other people fight the undead. *I play Angry Birds too.
There’s already products for surf and beach hair, but what I really want to figure out is how to get unicorn hair. It’s magic*. *Trademark pending