Tag Archives: rapture

Jesus Lives in Tennessee

The following is a real conversation I had with Cleverbot, which basically reinforces my belief that artificial intelligence is not to be trusted (unless it can do my laundry, then the risk of a robot takeover might be worth it). … Continue reading

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When Will the Rapture Happen? Flowchart

Did you hear the Rapture is supposed to happen again today? I’m actually a little freaked out because we had three earthquakes in the Bay Area yesterday. Did I mention that I live on the Hayward Fault? Because I live … Continue reading

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Countdown to the Rapture

Is everyone still here? Don’t answer if you’ve been raptured or if you hate me. Last night I couldn’t sleep (blog insomnia?), and I started hearing a low thrumming sound around 3:00 a.m. It kept going for around 30 minutes … Continue reading

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The Flowchart Commandments

Thanks everyone for spreading my flowchart around! I actually have a few good posts lined up for you guys, but I don’t have time to work on them right now because my step-sister is getting married tomorrow (RAPTURE DAY!) and … Continue reading

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Going Viral is Fun But Also Really Intimidating

Thanks to Jezebel for posting my flowchart! I didn’t know I’d get my ten minutes of fame so early in my blogging career. You might be surprised to learn that I haven’t had the highest stat history since my blog … Continue reading

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“Will You Be Raptured?” Flowchart

Most of you have probably heard that the rapture is supposedly happening this Saturday, May 21st (“the Bible guarantees it!”). So you’re probably wondering, Will I be raptured? Do I need to find care for my pets? Never fear, I’ve … Continue reading

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